STABBED A CAT :O

omegle-d just now,this conversation is killing me xD



You: hey
You: im sad
You: you?
Stranger: why
You: :(
Stranger: im sad as well
Stranger: what happened
You: i have a good conversation
Stranger: yes
You: then POOF they disconnect
Stranger: me too
Stranger: well
Stranger: i stabbed my cat
You: why?
Stranger: was giving me trouble
Stranger: pissing in my shoes
You: really?
You: u shouldnt stab it
Stranger: and the other night he took a dump in my bed
Stranger: nono... hes dead
You: u should really just throw it at the street
Stranger: he could'nt make it
You: :'(
You: poor cat
You: oh well
You: so why are u sad?
Stranger: i fckin fed him and all
You: u miss him?
Stranger: hellooo, i stabbed my beloved cat
You: so hello,u sould have think abt that earlier
You: we cant go back in time ya knoww
Stranger: it doesn't make a difference now, does it?
You: nopeeee
You: so yeah
Stranger: yeah
You: pray fr that cat
You: and bury it
You: with flowers
Stranger: your conversation is dead, my cat is laying in a pile of catblood
You: pretty ones <3
You: OMG
You: bury it maaannnn
Stranger: no no... it can wait
You: dont let it rot like that
Stranger: i'm busy today
You: doesnt it make like smells?
Stranger: i just stabbed it like 20 minutes ago
You: with what?
Stranger: its still warm
You: AND U CAN GO ONLINE?
Stranger: well
Stranger: what am i to do
You: bury the fkng cat thats what u should do?
Stranger: its raining, man...
Stranger: can't go outside now
Stranger: besides
You: oh didnt know that
Stranger: what would the neighbours think
You: then what are u gnna do with the cat?
Stranger: i'll do it tomorrow night
Stranger: well
You: put it in the fridge?
Stranger: i'lll just leave it there
Stranger: i'll bag him up and wash the floor
Stranger: i guess
You: oh good
Stranger: i could always throw the body in the garbage
You: yeshh
You: but
You: bury it would be better
You: ;0
Stranger: is that a crime?
Stranger: stabbing your cat for obvious reasons
You: what ?KILLING A CAT?
You: duhh
Stranger: no... not killing...
Stranger: its a reasonable decision
You: maybe it is?
You: but just to be safe
You: bury it
You: its a sin alright
Stranger: why should i bury it
You: bcause,
You: no one will know if u bury it
You: and its good to bury thngs rather than throwing them away
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's less work
You: ahh
You: suit yourself
You: throw em if u want to
Stranger: alright
Stranger: thanks for the advice